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RiponThinker
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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 2/19/1987
Gender: Male
Interests: Drawing, making songs, playing music, listening to music, games, chatting w/ friends (whenever possible a certain friend), eating, and more.
Expertise: hmmmmmm... Music?
Occupation: Student
Industry: Other
Message: message me
Member Since:
1/13/2004
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| This one's a re-post for those of you that don't read myspace:
One day a 6 year old was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy:
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the
boy:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No.
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!
BURN! | | |
| Famous Last Words
 l' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near death. The family called their preacher to stand with them.
As the preacher stood next to the bed, Ol' Fred's condition appeared to deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Ol' Fred used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The preacher thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Ol' Fred died. He said, "You know, Ol' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read, "Hey, you're standing on my oxygen tube!" | | |
| hey guys pray for Scott Pernice, he had a run in with a coward and a dozen or so not-so-nice guys, he's alright, but has some healing to do. He'll be at church tomorrow (if any of you read this late tonight). | | |
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The Advertising Slogan Generator
Updated 13th March 2003 : Now with 503 slogans.
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Simple Impartial Charles. | Here's what we get when we look on me with my first name in mind. | | |
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The Advertising Slogan Generator
Updated 13th March 2003 : Now with 503 slogans.
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ok so was I supposed to keep going until I found one I liked, or just paste the first one that came up (that's what I did) at least it's like: R.R. Race and Ryan, they're both four letter words that start with "r" and have an "a" in them and they're both capitalized. Now I must encourage you all to follow allong in the joyous pursuit, the grand prize (or prix), the goal above all goals: "Race for the Ryan" (All I ask is that you stop before you clobber me when you get to me.) In fact the first person to find me and tag me (before I show up at the church tonight) gets the prize. It's "Race for the Ryan 2006"!!!!!!!!!! | | |
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